the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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Facebook.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power of love

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!