The power to transform into anything you have already become

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to fart flames

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!