The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to get older every second

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to fart in colour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!