Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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The power to eat edible things.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to drown on land.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!