the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the power to not have super powers...

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to have the super power to do nothing

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Guys, it's over.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!