The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to be super jewish

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!