The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to get foot-boners

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!