The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!