The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to be born.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!