the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to peak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!