the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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Imortality.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!