The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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the power to nit propely

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to poop standing up

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to understand irony.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!