The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!