Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!