The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!