The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!