The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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LIME

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to die in one second

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!