The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!