The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The Power to fart glitter

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!