the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to see in black and white.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!