Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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Facebook.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!