The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to never end your .

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!