the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!