The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to meme 20% harder

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to come second in any race

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to die....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!