the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to speak in braille...

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!