The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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i like pie.

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to see through air.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!