Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Melting

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to go blind at will.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to swim on land

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!