the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to be your self

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!