The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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ability to fly in a plane

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!