WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to see the present.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The ability to read braile.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!