The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!