The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!