The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to slow down time while you are at school

WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

The power to see the present.

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The Power to fart glitter

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

the power to post pointless superpowers.

The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

Power to find things in the last place you look.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!