The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to die

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The Power to fart glitter

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to be a walrus

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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Facebook.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!