X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!