The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to not have any power.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!