the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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The power to eat edible things.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!