The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

The power to transform into yourself

The power to fall unconscious at will.

The power to see through glass

The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The ability to breath, but only in space.

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to silence explosions.

The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

The Power of cheese

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

the power to phaze through everything against your will

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!