the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to pee ants.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!