The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!