The power to Google "Google".

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!