The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to give yourself cancer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!