he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!