The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to read

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to never end your .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!