the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!