the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!