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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?
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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.
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the power to hear a dog whistle
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The power to turn into a tree.
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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.
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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.
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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.
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The power to breath while under a container of water
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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.
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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.
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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in
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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.
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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain
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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.
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The power to live again but only while your still alive.
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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped
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the power to be phone
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The power to sleep through a dream.
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The power to touch anything that is touchable.
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The power to meme 20% harder
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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine
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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning
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The power to send emails via pigeon
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The power to shapeshift into a worm.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!