DIY LOL
Ad Failure
LOL Hell
Roulette Reactions
yo ima let you finish
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
…
Next ›
Last »
The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-22
The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-34
The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+157
The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in
thumb_up
thumb_down
+137
The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+133
The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain
thumb_up
thumb_down
+129
The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+107
The power to live again but only while your still alive.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+103
The power to touch anything that is touchable.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+83
The power to meme 20% harder
thumb_up
thumb_down
+79
the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine
thumb_up
thumb_down
+65
Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+65
The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning
thumb_up
thumb_down
+57
The power to send emails via pigeon
thumb_up
thumb_down
+53
The power to shapeshift into a worm.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+53
black people
thumb_up
thumb_down
+51
The Power To Poop on Command.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+49
The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon
thumb_up
thumb_down
+47
The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+47
The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+43
The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+41
« First
‹ Prev
…
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!