The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to be born.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!