The power to speak Braille.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!