The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!