The power to sleep

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to bleed

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to talk to dust

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!