The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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KeemStar

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to predict the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!