The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to write about power.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!